What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

-mwahh

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”